Thursday, January 31, 2008

Procrastination Tactics














This is how I waste my time when I have a long to-do list. I make a schedule. I won't even tell you how much time I wasted cutting and pasting letters from magazines to make this homemade calendar look like a ransom note. I am at the end of a "cold" and I am tired and I needed something to do to keep me from doing what I actually needed to do today. Well, it worked. This is what I have to show for my time well spent! A lovely calendar!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

"The Aristocats"


Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman
With the Voices of Phil Harris, Eva Gabor, Liz English, Gary Dubin, Dean Clark, Sterling Holloway, Roddy Maude-Roxby, Scatman Crothers and Paul Winchell.
Walt Disney Home Entertainment
Rated G
Amazon $19.99 (available 2/5/08)
Reviewed by Liza Marchant



As I am singing “Everybody Wants to Be a Cat” with my five and seven year olds, my eleven year old clears her throat, and reminds me, I don’t like cats. “Mom, you hate cats, why would you want to be a cat?” Okay, so maybe I dislike cats (hate is a very strong word that I may have used once in front of my children when describing how I felt about cats, shame on me), but leave it to “The Aristocats,” a Disney Classic from my generation, to consider the possibility of loving a posh pussy like “Duchess” and her three adorable kittens, Berlioz, Toulouse and Marie. Did I say adorable? Oh, how they make a purr-fect feline family, who live an idyllic life in Paris with their owner Madame Adelaide. So idyllic, that Madame Adelaide plans to leave her worldly fortune to them. This somehow seems to parallel a real life heiress who recently left millions of dollars to a dog named “Trouble.” I wonder if she got the idea from “The Aristocats?”

Unfortunately, for Madame Adelaide, her butler Edgar overhears her plans to leave her fortune to her feline friends and decides its time for the cats to meet with an accident. After poisoning their food, he drives the cats off to the countryside and tosses them in a river. Of course, aside from “Bambi,” what Disney movie begins with tragedy? The posh cats survive and are soon befriended by the Irish, crooning, alley cat, J. Thomas O’Malley. He loves serenading the ladies with songs about himself, until he finds himself falling for “Duchess.” O’Malley assists Duchess and her kittens in their return to Paris to their beloved owner with a few adventures on the way, which brings me back to my favorite part of the movie, when the jazz inspired cat band plays “Everybody Wants to Be a Cat.” In reality, this is complete nonsense, because who in their right mind would want to be a cat? I suppose if you were heir to a fortune. Not. What would that get a cat anyway? High end cat food, heavy cream, the world’s finest cat nip and a diamond studded collar?

All in all, my children and I agree, “The Aristocats” transcends the generation gap and makes this Disney classic worth owning. Even if you don’t like cats, the music will get your feet tapping and make you believe for a moment, “Everybody Wants to Be a Cat!”
My children enjoyed the DVD extras, especially the “Virtual Kitten Game.”

I give it 9 out of 10 binkies. (Sorry cats, no 10 from me)

Friday, January 25, 2008

LOST Returns!


I am all prepared for the return of my favorite prime time television show, "LOST," on Thursday, January 31. At this point all of my other shows have run out of new episodes or they are off air at the moment. As of late, it seems the quality of television shows has gone down the tubes, pun definitely intended, with all of this reality television. As of now, there are very few shows that I watch on the major networks (NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.) I am finding more and more winners on cable television.


Here are my favorites (in no particular order):


1. The Riches on FX

2. Mad Men on AMC

3. Big Love on HBO

4. Flight of the Conchords on HBO

5. LOST on ABC

6. Football Night in America or Sunday Night Football on NBC

7. Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations on thr Travel Channel

8. Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel

9. Brothers and Sisters on ABC

10. Inside the NFL on HBO

My Weekend at a Glance or Should I Say the Rest of January!


1. Work on MH Essay

2. Fight the beginning of a COLD

3. Make Chef Tyler Florence's "Ultimate Lasagna," "Broccoli Rabe," and "Semi-Freddo with Pomegranate Molasses and Salted Caramel"

4. Write a Review BVHE and Disney for the Upcoming Release of the New Digitally Remastered "The Aristocats"

5. Church

6. More Training for the Catalina Marathon

7. Continue writing My New York Times Bestseller

8. Mentally Prepare for the Return of "Lost" on 1/31/08


Wait, where did January 2008 go???????

Thursday, January 24, 2008

176 Items= Another Mother Lode of Groceries




6 Organic Bananas
Bambino Pepperoni Pizza
Giotto's Bambino Cheese Pizza
Have Your Espresso And Eat it Too!
2 Strawberry/Banana 6 pk yogurt
White Handmade Tortillas 6 pk
French Onion Soup
Frozen Chocolate Croissants
2 Dozen Cage Free Eggs
Shredded Three Cheese Blend
1lb Salted Butter Quarters
1lb Unsalted Butter Quarters
2 Packages Applewood Smoked Bacon
Sliced White Mushrooms
Organic Tortilla Chips
Almond Cranberry Trex Mix
Tropical Blend Carrot Juice
Cranberry/Raspberry Juice
Trader Joe's Banana Bread
Vanilla Bean Cake Mix
Fresh Blueberries
2 Packages of Strawberries
Trimmed Green Beans
#5 Box of Clementines
Trader Joe's Apple Juice Boxes
Men's Dep Hair gel
Gillette Men's Shaving Cream
Joy Ultra Dish Detergent
Ultra Concentrated Tide- 64 Loads
Cascade Lemon Gel Dish Detergent
Multigrain Tostitos
Regiano Parmesan
2 Quarts Ricotta
C&H Powdered Sugar
All Natural Ruffles
6 Pack Fat Tire Ale
Precious String Cheese
Ground Italian Sausage
Dreyers Peppermint Ice Cream
Dreyers Double Vanilla Ice Cream
Nature's Path Oatmeal
Canadian Bacon
Mrs. Richardson's Butterscotch Topping
Mrs. Richardson's Fudge Topping
4 Cans Organic Whole Tomatoes
Starbucks Coffee Beans
Ginger Snaps
White Cheddar Cheese
100 Count Ziploc Bags
Sea Salt
8 Emmi Yogurts
Yukon Gold Potatoes
1 Quart Heavy Whipping Cream
3 lbs Organic Onions
Ground Beef
2 bunches Broccoli Rappini
Fresh Oregano
Fresh Italian Parsley
Fresh Basil
Aquafresh t/Paste
Black Peppercorns
12 Pack Select-a-Size Bounty
12 Pack Scott Toilet Paper
6 Pack O.W. English Muffins
2 Packages Plain Goldfish
2 1lb Boxes of Lasagna
4 Cases Ralph's Water
5 1/2 Gallons of Organic Horizon Milk
2 Pints of Half and Half
2 Cans Pinto Beans
2 Cans Solid White Tuna in Water
3 Boxes of Eggo Waffles
Fresh Grated Parmesan Cheese
2 8ounce Philly Cream Cheese
King Arthur's Flour
1 Pint Sour Cream
1 Package Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
1 lb Mussels
1/2 Bay Scallops
1/2 Shrimp
5 Pack of Pampers Refills
3 Softsoap Soap Dispensers
Pantene Conditioner
Pantene Shampoo
Venus Razor
2 Skintimate Shaving Cream
10 pack Daisy Razors
Band-Aid
Ban Solid
2 Aluminum Lasagna Pans
Aluminum Foil
3 pack Kitchen Towels
Sauve Kid Shampoo
Huggies Baby Shampoo
Zest Bodywash
2 8 ounce Packages of Tillamook Cheddar Cheese
2 packages Ground Turkey
2 Lbs Organic Chicken Breast
2 packages reduced fat Wheat Thins
1 package OB
Grape Nut Trail Mix Cereal
1 Bunch Celery
1 Bunch Carrots
Fig Flat Bread Pizza
Yellowtail Merlot
Yellowtail Chardonnay
Laura Scudder's All Natural Peanut Butter
Chocolate Almond Breeze
4 Pack GUS All Natural Ginger Ale
Ian's Breadcrumbs
Artichokes
2 Boxes Nutrigrain Bars

















Wednesday, January 23, 2008

No More Excuses


I guess I am not the only mother lagging on my Mothering Heights Mother's Day Essay. I just checked out the daily slog at MH and there's an essay shortage. Somehow my husband ended up with the morning off, so I have no excuses (meaning no 21 month old to watch), I have time.... but I am sure there's something that needs to be done, beds to be made, laundry, vacuuming, next year's Christmas shopping..... NO MORE EXCUSES!!!!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Parallel Thinking: Mother-in-Training


All it took was a phone call from my marathon companion, Linda, to tell me she was too tired to do hill-repeats, for me to say, "No problem. I didn't really want to do them either." And as I hung up the phone, I realized there was a parallel to "my stressay" problem. I must do hill-repeats. Hill-repeats are necessary in my marathon training program. I need those hill-repeats to perform in the marathon. Just like that 1500 word essay for Mothering Heights. I must complete that assignment, because it is the smaller writing assignments that train me for writing my New York Times Bestseller. I am in training as a runner and a writer and while I am at it, as mother, because truly, motherhood requires constant training. By George, I think I've got it! The answer to "my stressay." What I will write! I have the answer to "What I know now that I wish I had known before becoming a parent." Oh, the parallels. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

With a Face Like This Anything Goes Mismatched


















Only someone who is seven and this cute can pull off wearing an outfit of green and brown camouflage pants, a pink floral shirt, a red sweatshirt, pink polka dot socks and light blue, laceless, converse tennis sneakers. I hope her teachers know she chooses her own outfits.

Monday, January 21, 2008

His Own Words: To Honor Martin Luther King, Jr.


Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day! He had a dream and I am sure it was not for people to be getting a great deal on a new mattress or a new car. But, sadly, that is what Martin Luther King, Jr. Day has become in our country. Another holiday for consumerism. At least for the people who have the day off, which is mainly school children and federal employees, but what about the rest of the business world? Do they stop to honor Martin Luther King, Jr.? In our fast paced society, I would say not. People forget.

I, however, was fortunate enough to attend a Peace Mass in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. on Sunday at my church and be reminded of what Martin Luther King, Jr. represents to our country. I have to admit, on my way to church I was not thinking about Martin Luther King, Jr. I was busy thinking about Tom Brady and the rest of the New England Patriots. All that was on my mind was the AFC Championship Game and saying prayers for the Patriots to win. How sad to admit, but that is the truth. I was thinking about football and it wasn't until I arrived at church and received the program for the service that I was reminded of Martin Luther King, Jr.

A mass "In Honor of Martin Luther King, Jr." In all of my years, I have never attended such a mass and on this day I found myself staring at the cover of the program, at the picture of the man I would be honoring, Martin Luther King, Jr. Most Americans, at some point in their lives have heard the words, "I have a dream....." but do people really know what precedes those words as well as what follows? Do people really understand the message?

During the sermon by fellow parishioner, Mr. Earl "Duke" Welliver, I was moved by the way he honored Martin Luther King, Jr. by honoring other freedom fighters through out history. And as I was listening to him speak, I was reminded of who Martin Luther King, Jr. was and "his dream." Now, I am encouraging you to read the words he spoke and remember him, not for providing Americans with another day to get a great deal on a car or mattress, but for being a spiritual leader who fought for freedom as a matter of principle not political convenience.




The following is the exact text of the spoken speech, transcribed from recordings.


I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.
Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.
But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. So we have come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
In a sense we have come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds." But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. So we have come to cash this check — a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quick sands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.
It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. Those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.
But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.
We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force. The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. They have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone.
As we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied, as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self hood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating "For Whites Only". We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.
I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.
Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed. Let us not wallow in the valley of despair.
I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.
This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to the South with. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.
This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring."
And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!
Let freedom ring from the snow capped Rockies of Colorado!
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California!
But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia!
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

Grocery Budgets from Around the World


After sending out the e-mail asking how much you spend a week on groceries, a friend sent me this. Interesting!


Italy: The Manzo family of Sicily Food expenditure for one week: 214.36 Euros or $260.11


Germany: The Melander family of BargteheideFood expenditure for one week: 375.39 Euros or $500.07


United States: The Revis family of North Carolina Food expenditure for one week: $341.98


Mexico: The Casales family of Cuernavaca Food expenditure for one week: 1,862.78 Mexican Pesos or $189.09


Poland: The Sobczynscy family of Konstancin-Jeziorna Food expenditure for one week: 582.48 Zlotys or $151.27


Egypt: The Ahmed family of Cairo Food expenditure for one week: 387.85 Egyptian Pounds or $68.53


Ecuador: The Ayme family of Tingo Food expenditure for one week: $31.55


Bhutan: The Namgay family of Shingkhey VillageFood expenditure for one week: 224.93 ngultrum or $5.03


Chad: The Aboubakar family of Breidjing Camp Food expenditure for one week: 685 CFA Francs or $1.23


I don't know about you, but right now, I'm counting my blessings!

My "Stressay"

Time continues to tick away on the Mothering Height's Mother's Day Essay Contest and I still have nothing. Every time I think about the question "What do I know now that I wish I had known before becoming a parent?" I get stressed out. How am I supposed to write my essay with all of this stress? It is becoming my "Stressay." Of course, the reality is, nobody told me I had to write an essay. In fact, I could easily say, "I am not writing one this year." There! I could be done with it. Just like that! I won't write one! So then, why do I not feel better? Because, there is this part of me that feels that in order to continue on my path as a writer, I must complete certain assignments. Having the opportunity to have an essay of mine published is just one more step ahead in being read by the public. So, while I can say, "No, I don't have to write this!" The reality is, I must write this essay. I must write this essay to become the writer I want to be "Period."

Saturday, January 19, 2008

I Just Need to Say This: The New England Patriot's Will Be 19-0


Tomorrow's the AFC championship game and I have tried to avoid reading articles about why the New England Patriots are going to lose to the "charged" San Diego Chargers. A teenager from my daughter's youth group even made a bet with me that the Patriots would lose to the Chargers. $5. I told him if the Patriots lose I will give him $10 and if the Chargers lose, well, he can keep his money. Obviously, there are no 100% guarantees in life, but I feel confident that the New England Patriots will be 18-0 after tomorrow's game at Gillette stadium.

Somehow in my attempt to avoid reading articles about why the Chargers will beat the Patriots, I inexplicably found myself drawn to a few..... mostly reminders of the times the Chargers have beaten the Patriots, like back in 1964 (before the days the AFL played teams in the NFL and there was no Superbowl.) The Patriots had a great team back then and the Chargers shocked all the fans with a blowout victory of 51-10 and this compares to today's Patriots and Chargers AFC championship because the Patriots are on the verge of a perfect season and no one is expecting a blowout by the San Diego Chargers.

Okay, I just need to say this: There will be no blowout tomorrow by the San Diego Chargers. And in the less than one percent chance of a Chargers victory, it will be by only a field goal. All the congratulations in the world should go out to Billy Volek and Michael Turner and the other backups who led the Chargers to victory against the Colts in Indianapolis last week, but it won't be happening at Gillette Stadium. The road to a Chargers Superbowl ends in Gillette Stadium, because New England is on the road to 19-0.

Read all the history you want. So the Chargers of 1964 beat the then Boston Patriots. The teams are completely different today. And the same goes for the Chargers team in 2005 that came to Gillette stadium and beat the Patriots, 41-17. I read another article that was all about that game in 2005 and how this AFC Championship could be the revenge game of the century. The Chargers came to Gillette Stadium in 2005 and won and it can happen again! Here's a dose of reality, the New England Patriots of 2005 were seriously injured and did not have the offensive weapons of the 2007 Patriots like Randy Moss, Donte Stallworth and Wes Welker! And here's another dose of reality, Philip Rivers wasn't San Diego's quarterback, Drew Brees was. So where's the real comparison? There is no comparison. The End!




Tuesday, January 15, 2008

A Mother Lode of Groceries



The cupboards were bare, so I had to do the dreaded job of grocery shopping!







Here's what I bought:


Bananas
Ruffles All Natural
Kashi Go Lean Crunch Cereal
Kashi Heart to Heart Cereal
Rice Krispies
Grape Nut Trail Mix Cereal
Fresh Basil
Cheez-It
Fresh Ground Pork
Ground Beef
Nestle Chips
2 Six Packs of Yogurt
1 LB Block Tillamook Cheese
Broccoli Crowns
Italian Parsley
6 Emmi Yogurts
White Cheddar Cheese
Mild Taco Sauce
Yukon Gold Potatoes
1 LB Mozzerella Cheese
All Natural Peanut Butter
Shredded Parmesean Cheese
Shredded Cheddar Cheese
2lbs Chicken
Bounty Towels
Lunch Sak
Handmade Burritos
Kashi Go Lean Vanilla Shake
Organic White Tortilla Chips
Spanikopita
2 Trader Joe's Mac and Cheese
Blueberries
Petite Frozen Peas
Fig Flat Bread Pizza
Tropical Carrot Juice
Frozen Chocolate Croissants
Lemon Tart
Giotto's Bambino Cheese Pizzas
2 Bags Sliced Mushrooms
2 Lbs Salted Butter
1 Lg unsalted butter
1 dozen eggs- Cage free
5 Lbs Juicy Clementines
Pumpkin Flax Granola
Cranberry Orange Bread
Peeled Carrots
English Muffins
Hamburger Buns
Triscuits
Wheat Thins
2 Boxes Eggo Waffles
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
1 Pint Sour Cream
1/2 Orange Juice
Hunts Diced Tomatoes
2 Cans Bushs Baked Beans
4 * 24 Packs of Water
5 lb bag of sugar
1 lb bag of brown sugar
I package gallon plastic bags
Aluminum Foil
Saran Wrap
2 packages of plastic spoons
2 pints half and half
Starbucks Breakfast Blend Coffee Beans
2 packages of Biscuits
4 1/2 gallons of Horizon Milk
Artichokes
Hunts Tomato sauce
2 cans of tomatoes
2 packages of chicken rice
4 boxes of Barilla pasta
2 8 ounce packages of cream cheese
coleslaw mix
coleslaw dressing
2 packages of strawberries
2 bulbs of fresh garlic
2 brown onions
3 Avacados
4Lbs Beef Brisket
Sauerkraut




Two stores, 122 items. Can you guess how much all of this cost?

I wish I could say the person who guesses correctly gets a free load of groceries, but not after today's shopping trip. Although I must say a full pantry for a family of six is priceless!


Monday, January 14, 2008

My Big Problem: No Shortage of Material


I am coming to the conclusion that the Catalina Marathon will be easier for me than writing the 1000 to 1500 word essay for the Mothering Heights "Mother's Day Essay Contest: What do you know now that you wish you had known before you became a parent?" Am I crazy? 26.2 miles will be easier for me to run than to find a way to come up with an essay of 1000 to 1500 words that is worth publishing in a book? Yep, that is the way I feel! As I was training today, doing hill repeats ( and I dread those), I was trying to narrow down my topics for the essay contest and instead of narrowing down my topics, I came up with more ideas! Having four children and almost twelve years of parenting I have an abundance of material. This is my big problem: why can't I just focus on one topic? I have the ability to focus on conquering twenty-six miles, but a hundred topics? How am I going to do that?


HBO Inside the NFL: Beat the Hosts "My Football Glory"

I am 571 out of 53124 players in the HBO "Beat the Hosts Contest." Not bad for a mother of four! Last year I finished finished 270 out of 57196 players, so obviously this season I did not do as well overall, but I would say 571 out of 53124 is still pretty respectable! I am ahead of hosts Cris Carter, Dan Marino and Bob Costas. Last year I beat all four hosts. I measure up pretty well against the experts. I think maybe HBO should consider adding me to their group.


2007 Season Standings
Cris Collinsworth
182 - 82
Liza Marchant
179 - 85
Cris Carter
177 - 87
Bob Costas
174 - 90
Dan Marino
173 - 91









Thursday, January 10, 2008

Bras, Lemons and Elections


You may be asking yourself what bras, lemons and elections have in common? Yesterday one of my good friends, and before I continue, let me tell you how good of a friend she is. She is the type of friend that shows up at bell choir with a bag of lemons and bras for me. I am pretty sure my own mother never bought me a bra and this is by no means a reflection of how good of a mother she was, but she never bought me a bra, my step-mother did.

Now you are probably wondering why my friend is buying me bras? Well, this goes back a few months ago. One Saturday, I was at her house trying on clothes, church clothes, and I ran into a dilemma, I had on a sports bra and the shirt I was trying on was not meant to be worn with a sports bra. My friend then remembered she had a bra she had bought for her mother in her closet and that it might fit me and it did, which is now how she makes the mom/bra/me connection.

Last weekend there was a two for one sale on bras at a local department store and she was buying some bras for her mother and then made the mom/bra/me connection and now I have two lovely new bras, as well as a bag of lemons. How lucky I am to have a friend who cares enough to buy me bras. As for the lemons, there is no connection with the bras. She just happens to have a fruitful lemon tree.

As for the connection between bras, lemons and elections, here is where it all began. As my friend handed me the bag of lemons and bras, she was flipping through a magazine and there was a picture of Mike Huckabee and she said, "Who are you voting for and if you are voting for him, then we can't be friends anymore." Luckily for me, his name alone makes him a "nay" on my ballot and if I could get past the name "former Baptist-pastor" would be the "nay factor."

As I gave her my answer, she was relieved. Then she asked who I was voting for in the primary election, "Hillary or Barack or anyone else?" Then I told her I am registered as a Republican and she gasped, but before she could speak I told her that, "I am not committed to the Republican party and have in the past been a registered Democrat." I told her, "I can not be defined by a party. But as for who I am voting for, about the only thing I have decided is who I am not voting for and I know Huckabee and Romney are on that list." Then I tell my friend, "In the end, no matter what I say, unless you join me in the voting booth, you will never really know who I am voting for."

As I left bell choir with my lemons and bras and thoughts, I wondered, would the friendship really end over Huckabee? Not that there was the slightest chance I would vote for him. A friend that would go so far to buy me bras and bring me lemons, would end a friendship over politics? Hmmm.... bras, lemons and elections. Do those three things have anything in common? Was she trying to sway my vote with bras and lemons? No, that couldn't be. Where's the connection?

After some thought, here's what I came up with- bras and elections. Bras support boobs, boobs need support. Most political candidates are boobs and need support. Which comes back to needing "Bras." So, how do lemons fit into the equation and elections. Lemon, one that is unsatisfactory. There are many unsatisfactory candidates. Hence they are "lemons." Now, bras and lemons. The only connection I can make is too graphic for my blog, but those who are quick and witty will pick up on the connection between bras, lemons and elections. Here's a clue: squeeze.

As for my friendship, I am safe for now, as long as I don't start scrap booking!


Wednesday, January 9, 2008

My Life at a Glance: A Year of Marathons (Literally and Metaphorically)








1. The continuation of my term as a Mother of Four children who will be 12, 8, 6 and 2 this year. (Those numbers seem mathematically in sync- 2*6=12, 2+6=8, 8-2=6, 12/2=6, 8-6=2, 12/6=2)


2. Write 1000-1500 Word Essay on "What I know now as a Mom that I wish I’d known before becoming a Parent?" for Mothering Heights. Deadline: 2/15/08


3. Train for Catalina Marathon on Saturday March 15, 2008


4. Train for Rock 'n' Roll Marathon - San Diego, California/Sunday, June 1, 2008


5. Finish Writing New York Times Bestseller. Deadline: October 2008



NO PRESSURE!!!! RIGHT????

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Happy New Year Three Days Late



I bet you are all wondering what happened to my Christmas spectacular (which will now be coming in the form of "Thank You Notes" to all of my friends and family who helped me survive 2007), well, I lost it somewhere between the North Pole and searching for an off-duty Tooth Fairy and a computer that has been shutdown for a two week school vacation with my three oldest children.

Now that 2008 is here, I am ready without resolutions, but with a long to-do list. I am going to run 1800 miles this year, because last year it only took me about nine and a half months to run 1500 miles and then I quit for running for the last two and a half months of the year and I can see the residual effects. Hopefully, 1800 miles will keep me running the entire year! And the clock is ticking on my New York Times Bestseller, I only have ten more months before my self-imposed deadline is up. So in order to remain accountable on both tasks, I will be logging my mileage and my word count.

As for the first few days of this fresh New Year, my highlight was standing outside of what my husband and I refer to as the "dumpy" Ralph's on Del Prado in Dana Point with my arm in the trash receptacle fishing out the receipt my children got from the recycling station (which is the equivalent of cash), thanks to my eleven-year-old, who, inevitably blamed it on me for making her throw away car trash on her way into the store to get the money from the recycling receipt. Nothing like a mother, holding a twenty-month old in one arm and rooting through trash with the other outside of a supermarket. What could have been going through the minds of the onlookers as my other three children were standing next to me anxiously hoping I would find their recycling money? Thank God for my sense of humor and the Sanicart wipes outside the store. I am sure this is not a sign of the year ahead, at least I hope?

Happy New Year, three days late!