My husband finally persuaded (more like forced) me to open the Krups Stainless Steel Four Slice Toaster that I received for Christmas. I was completely content with my Red Kitchen Aid Two Slice Toaster, but my husband complained it didn't toast well enough and why didn't I want to be able to toast four slices of bread at once for our FOUR children.
Okay, so now that the toaster is on our counter, my husband insisted on reading the instructions. We must have the Krups "IDIOT MODEL."
DO NOT
1. Do not immerse toaster in water or run water into the toaster. (Who does this?)
2. Do not operate toaster under or around any flammable materials. (DUH!)
3. Do not place the toaster in the dishwasher. (Do people really try this?)
4. Do not cover toaster chamber when in use. (Really?)
5. Do not insert objects into the toaster other than bread. (Okay!)
BEFORE FIRST USE
1. Remove toaster from packaging. (I'm sorry, I just can't go on!)
But for those of you who still need further help, when purchasing a Krups toaster, please make sure it says "IDIOT INSTRUTIONS INCLUDED."
2 comments:
What? I need those instructions! I always toast while taking a shower – its called multi-tasking!!!! LOL
Hope you guys had a great walk today. I will try and get my 8 miles in tomorrow, as I am sending the kids tomorrow!
Well, what do you expect from a company that originated in Germany?
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