
Whoever decided to put carpet in all three bathrooms in my house did not have children! Once again I was reminded of why I DETEST carpet in bathrooms... Last night, my son, after ingesting bubble bath jumped out of the tub, gagging and vomited right in front of my sink all over the carpet. Remnants of his day's meals were spewed everywhere and there I was trying to get four kids to bed and I had to clean up carpet vomit. (where was my husband during all of this- of course he had a meeting, he's never around for these moments) An explosion of expletives were going off in my head directed at the person who said, "Yes, carpet in all three bathrooms. You know, the kind that traps all the missed pee from the toilet and holds chunks of vomit because it is a little shaggy. You know that kind." Now I have a lovely stain in front of my sink to remind me of why carpet is not meant for bathrooms. When my husband came home and I showed him the spot, he so kindly pointed out (as my son threw-up in front of my sink) that children always run to their mothers even if it is in spirit! He better watch what he says, because he maybe the one ripping out the carpet when I really lose it!

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